Chasing tail

November 30, 2010



A fair deal

November 26, 2010

The other day, I overheard a conversation that Princess is super confident the judge will pass an order for at least Rs. 10 lakhs as permanent alimony. 7 days of togetherness without consummation of marriage, and clinching a booty of Rs. 10 lakhs definitely sounds like a fantastic deal, doesn’t it? It explains why Princess was glowing the last couple of times I saw her.

My question is, why only Rs. 10 lakhs, when Princess was actually demanding 25 lakhs? (

In earlier posts ( and, I had suggested some honorable ways of making 25 lakhs, and what I’d do IF I had 25 lakhs. But having seen Princess fighting so desperately and relentlessly just for money, at the expense of her self-respect and dignity, even ignoring the inevitable phenomenon of aging, I felt like I have to come up with a deal.

The following table gives the age until which Princess would have to remain unmarried and the corresponding monetary award she would be eligible for*:

Age Award (in rupees)
40 25
50 250
60 2,500
70 25,000
80 2,50,000
90 25,00,000

*Subject to availability of funds and the benefactor’s viability at each time point.

Fair enough, isn’t it?

Third anniversary of divorce petition

November 20, 2010

Today 20.11.2010 marks the third anniversary of the divorce petition filed by Princess.

Three years of relentless efforts to bury the truth, and she seems to have managed it, finally! Or has she? We’ll find out soon, but either way, it’s time for her to think about one very important question before she finds the next prey.

dharmO rakShati rakShitaha

November 15, 2010

Princess and the entire team of legal terrorists have shown me new depths of depravity today. Not surprising at all!

There’s only one thing that comes to mind – the following padyam from udyOga parvaM in the Mahabharata written by kavitrayamu.

సారపు ధర్మమున్ విమల సత్యముఁ బాపముచేత బొంకుచేఁ

బారముఁ బొందలేక చెడఁ బాఱినదైన యవస్థ దక్షు లె

వ్వార లుపేక్ష సేసి రది వారల చేటగుఁగాని ధర్మని

స్తారక మయ్యు సత్యశుభ దాయక మయ్యును దైవముండెడున్